Sunday 22nd

I wake up after getting about half an hours sleep to Sarah giving a baby the biggest 'daggers' ever.

'seriously that kids better shut up he's been at it for an hour! i can't even hear my film and its on full volume!'

By now we are absolutely SICK SICK SICK of the plane food! But when what appears to be a cheesecake arrives on our plate, were not so bothered about our pickled mushroom salad!

Only to find out that our cheesecake is some sort of flangeypanjeycurd...it tasted of nothing and stuck to the roof of my mouth...even the big boofa next to us left it! it was THAT bad.

Hero of the day= the kitkat bar

Villain of the day = the air hostess that gave us an almond croissant and a pineapple yoghurt for breakfast!


Arriving into Sydney we had to declare any food, wicca, eggs, chickens, humans, steroids, weapons, drugs etc.

Sarah had like 1,394987423 asthma inhalers with her.

I was unsure whether to declare my dime bars.

Anyway we saw the aussie sunrise and with our emergency visa we managed to escape the airport quickly and catch a train the central quay.

Wondering if we were in the right place for the opera house i poke my head out the station and squeak like a happy mouse.

It was ridiculous, we've only ever seen the opera house in photos and to be humping it for photos was UNREAL!!!

We sat down and drank a beer at 8.50am and were drunk by the time katrina met us.

We made funny accents and danced with aborigineys with dijareydoos etc.

Caught a boat to 'manly' island where the harbour 'shark' water splashed my face.

Got sunburnt and returned to the airport.

Oh and sarahs feet have swollen like a pregnant ladies. Its quite funny but i imagine quite painful!

So basically its the monday now and we still haven't slept lieing down...but we are very warm and just in a cafe trying to get in touch with tanya so we can meet for dinner!


Were making big plans, and taking lots of photos...including my favourites..sarah's swollen feet, the small bankokian, baldy the dog adventuring the opera house, and the franjeypangjy.


Happy mothers day to both mummys.

And you natnat!

And Kate and Danni.

Sloppy kisses all round. Peace up, A-town down xxxxxxxxxxx