Sunday, 22 March 2009

Friday March 20th

Sarah says 'Have we forgotten anything?'

i reply 'your toothbrush?'

After checking off items together we decide we haven't! 

AT THE AIRPORT...

Nic: 'Have you got any liquids in your bag?'

Sarah: 'Oh Fuck!'

Cue half an hour of moving liquids into her suitcase and repacking! (stupid bitch!)

As we get to check in were asked if we've got our visas for australia...STUPID BITCHES (im sorry rachel bradley i didn't listen to you...)

An hour later and a multitude of phonecalls and a little chubbyman has saved the day. We have emergency visas!

So we hit the weatherspoons, no pound a pint...but Sarah does an impressive job of getting quite merry!!! 

We stupidly order the biggest thing on the menu...not realising that British Airways are planning on making us fattybumbattys <- haha i meant bombatties.

We entertain ourself by watching the simpsons and high school musical 3 (sarah would like to make it clear that this wasn't her)

However she did put her Metallica album on repeat...which caused major turbulance for 3 hours!!! 

I scared myself to sleep!

After 10 hours and a air hostessing team fattening us up...we noticed they werent very nice...and were all spitting images of the programme 'grumpy old men'.

No mile high for us!

Sarahs words of wisdom:

'flying is like a nursing home...you get food shoved in front of you on a tray...no control, but you just eat it cos your bored'

she said this while munching on some worcester sauce flavoured pretzel nuggets (nibbly bits)

Photos uploaded soon...watch this space.

Sloppy kisses xxxxxxxxxx

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