Hong Kong Pooey 5am. Happy Easter

HELLO! Happy Easter! in Melbourne we saw a blatent Paedo dressed as the easter bunny, getting kids to hold his carrott! (picture to follow)

Were in Hong Kong Pooey...where it is RTA heaven. And were funny accents don't go down well. 'HEWOO!'

We went absolutely bonkers after we worked it out at 42 hours with no sleep! Some of the conversations we have had have been mental!

We got fucked off with shitty monkey smelly bummy melbourne...its dull.

We went to the airport and hungaround for about 5 hours for our flight...luckily there was a bar!

We have been talking about ways we can accidently get a flight back to auckland, as we miss our kiwi crew. As we sat in the bar reminicsing over pictures...men at work 'ain't nothin' came on and it reminded us of Hana so we cried. And then we laughed, because we were crying, and we looked fuckin' psycho!!! Sarah kept her shades on in the bar to hide her tears STUPID BITCH. we are in mourning right now.


On our last night in Auckland we went to spookers...it was awesome...google it!

The whole gang came up to see us...and men chased us with chainsaws...one of my personal highlights was matt running in a circle away from the chainsaw man.

And another was this hobbit clown who chased lee (he's scared of clowns) and he pulled his whole wooly hat over his eyes, nose, face and chin! (sarah says 'ahhhh bless')


Sarah hated the dead babies...and at one point me and hope thought hana was screaming really loud so we clung to her...only to realise this wasn't her it was a monster!


We left with hana who had kindly decided she was taking us to the airport...she took us to Auckland town first were we hung in a Turkish kebab shop! The road looked like Hamlet Court Road..Sarah felt right at home...and they even smoked some apple flavoured tobacco shit through a water bong.

We arrived at the airport so early and we saw a man that was a women that was a man.

And we managed to keep ourselves entertained...and our slave hana stayed with us right up to security...at half 4 in the morning. We love you Hana! We felt like celebrities being waved off.

We've become addicted to facebook, but hong kong pooey have blocked it...still the internet is free so its not all bad.

Our flight to old blighty leaves in an hour...Sarahs still trying to get back to auckland but were half way home now...BOO!


Oh and i've got the SICKEST coldsore ever! And it hurts on the plane. And theres a stupid arse sitting next to us who is in the army and he's talking absolute bollocks to us...still it put us to sleep along with the alcohol!


We realise that this blog is dull...but deal with it because were feeling fucking dull and want to go back home to New Zoyland.

Sarah says 'miss you lee' Soppy fucking bitch!

Hi Kym! <3


Were off now to sit around AGAIN when our plane is RIGHT THERE! To be fed FUCKING SHIT FOOD like the frangeypanjey!

Peace Out. Bring the beat back...

brap

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