Our first night on the town...'a pack of pommes'

Tour guide becci went home...so it was tour guide barbie...i mean matt's turn to show us around...and obviously there was no other way he was going to do that other than to take us out on the piss! (mum i dont drink too much)


We went to his friend Marks house...thinking about it now i was already very merry!

But we met the funniest, craziest, coolest people ever!

I think we made some friends there although when they said 'oh my god you sound exactly like your off of Jeremey Kyle' That nearly broke our blossoming friendships!

I spent most the night copying there accents and saying 'FUSH AND CHUPS'

While they spent the night copying our accents and going 'alwite mate'









One of the girls, hope, is a mentalist...she is absolutely hilarious, running through town hugging random people and bowing at erm...people.

Every time you go in a bar you get stamped...thinking about it now i dont know why we got stamped but i decided they should stamp my passport at the 'feathered monkey' only later did i realise the stamp says something about 'hear no evil'

something sardistic!


At oe point in the night everyone thought they'd lost me...Sarah ensured them that i was fine and would be at the bar...2 minutes later i stroll back with my vodka..and sarah was like 'what did i tell you all...she was at the bar!' She knows me too well!


We got home that night and decided we were going to write our blog...this ended up being the night we put rate that asian up...so forgive us!


Oh by the way, the guy in spandex...i have no idea who he is but apparently he stuck is tongue in sarahs mouth against her will!

So anyway! Thy are all legends and we'll definately be seeing them again. Maybe not spandex guy!

Anyway...i am absolutely shattered! I can't write anymore and my sense of humour fell out of me when i yawned just now!

SLOPPY KISSES. PEACE OUT, A TOWN DOWN. BEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP

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