GETTING PAID TO WRITE BLOGS? FUCKING AY!

So i get an email, and i think why not! i'll apply!

Skip past the terms and conditions, and check the box at the bottom (cause really...who ever reads them!?)

I get an email back saying they are going to view my blog to see how suitable it is...


AND THEN I GET ONE FINAL EMAIL. Which i spent a good 10 minutes laughing very VERY hard at!

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Hi NICOLA STANDAGE,

We have tested your blog (http://bigwig67.blogspot.com) and found that it contains problems in matching our criteria that are so severe that we do not think that they can be fixed. Therefore, we will not accept any further submissions on this particular blog.

The problem(s) with this blog are noted below:

In order to have your Blog Certified with Blog Distributor, it must not contain profanity. The following is a list of the profane words we found in your Blog: shit (14), shite (1), shitty (1), shittttttttttttt (1), prick (1), pissed (1), pissing (1), fuck (6), fucking (14), fucked (1), fuckin (1), fucker (1), farts (1), bitch (11), bitches (7), bitching (1).

If you have other blogs that do not share the problem(s) that this blog has, we would welcome your submission of those other blogs.

Blog Distributor....


wow! i guess i have got a potty mouth. haha!