Missions Day. Sat 4th April

We woke up and it was still dark! Like 6.30!?

We jumped in babs the bug, and headed to Taupo, because last time we went we didn't see the 'huka falls'.

It was a larrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvllllllleeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy day, but suddenly we hit like major fog! Full beams fog! Couldn't see shit fog. Old lady with cataracts fog!

Then we realised after 15minutes that infact all we needed to do was clean the windows! STUPID BITCHES!


2 hours later were in Taupo (its stinky, like mums farts, dad!)

Sarah forces me to do a jet boat...and we only have an hour here because we've gotta head back for matts footie match! So i complain saying 'we can't get wet, we haven't got a change of clothes and don't have time to go back and get changed'

but Sarah being Sarah makes me do it! (just like she forces alcohol on me mum)

Its awesome...360 degrees and splashes etc! Some crazy drunk hippy drove called Neill. Sarah was dissappointed as she thought it actually went down the falls...STUPID BITCH!

My highlight was some old man...who was meant to be holding on, waving to his wife on the shore just as were doing a 360 turn! what a dickhead! haha!



Oh and we checked out the prawn farm really quickly, the lady behind the counter was too enthusiastic about prawns...'its 28 dollars if you'd like to actually meet the prawns...were open til 4!'

SCREW THAT!


We just make it home intime for matts match...listening to justin timberlake (our favourite road trip music...especially the churchy song)

I took my good camera to get some action shots of matt playing football...shame the only shot i could have taken was him getting a red card after 5 minutes!!!

But its only because...as we said 'THE REFEREES A WANKER!'

and as becci pointed out 'He's deaf dumb and blind'

and as Kym said 'is his name DICK!?'

and as Sarah pointed out 'HES A C***'


We did all stay for the whole game just to abuse the ref...who probably retired after!