JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEAM!

Being all hyped up, we jumped in babs...(whos wipers were still going...but maybe faster than before?)

We head up the road to the LUGE. We jump in a Gondola and head to the top of the mountain.




We then grab a cable cart higher up...and this is when the 'cool runnings' songs hit, and were all MEGA happy!






We went down a crazy toboggon track...with sarah zooooooooooming off, and hana shortly after screaming past me and catching air as she heads over a hill! I was a cautious driver!



This photo captures the moment Matt called us...

'hi nic, hows things?'

'things are high matt!'

'where are you?'

'were on a cable cart...call you back in 10 were lugeing!'




Shortly after we went down the faster track...i lead, and could hear sarah HOWLING like a banshee being anally raped behind me (sorry if this offends any banshees, that have been violated in this way)
Sarah is right up my arse...(not like that...) and im cursing her...'FUCK OFF! GET OUT MY FUCKING ARSE YOU TWAT!'

As we finish the race...i turn and this man goes 'sorry about that!'

Turns out sarah was miles away! Nowhere near my poo tunnel (sarahs contribution).


Heres a picture of this little asian lady...who was on her own luging...she thought we were taking pictures for the shop downstairs!

RTA!




'HEWOOO!'



We loved lugeing so much! we even decided that we were going back to Hanas to sit and watch Cool Runnings in a bath tub while singing!

But to do this...we needed our helmets!







The last photo...hana has the helmet tucked under her cardigan in her hand...see you didn't even realise!!!

I put mine in my bag...

and Sarah being the little soldier she is...sacrificed her helmet for us!

'we need a distraction for security' (professional smuggler?)


As we headed out to the Gondola thhis lady come round the corner and said ...'EXCUSE ME GUYS'

shittttttttttttt

'DO YOU REALISE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR HELMET ON?'

Sarah like a true pro replies...'OH GUYS! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME! I FEEL LIKE A RIGHT TWAT!'

We did it!

To celebrate we went for some Thai...i didn't know what to order...and felt rushed so i said C4! it was nice though!

We headed back to Hamilton...stopped for liquour...and an oil change for grumpy barbara!


Hana sits in the back getting quietly squiffy...i sit drinking me wine...next thing we hear is 'I'VE GOT IT YOU GUYS!'

The first thing she's said in half an hour...i turn to hana and shes hanging onto Sarah's door! Its opened itself! AGAIN! Fucking barbara!

We make it home...

But no cool runnings that evening! We couldnt find the DVD! So we sat and drank sherry in our helmets. And sarah spent some quality time with lee...HER BOYFRIEND! hahaha




(hana maybe didn't take to sherry?)



Another night strolling back from their house...nnot as much singing as last time but...

i was a bit merry...









Kym woke up...about half 1. Sorry Kym. But i somehow managed to make her a cup of tea!


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