The Morning after the night before....

I wake up shivvering because spewer has still got the whole blanket and all i have is some little hand towel over my nose to keep it warm...you have no idea how chilly my shins were!

(funny thing is there was about 4 blankets nearby that we hadn't noticed the night before!)


I kick matt and steal the blanket...and he goes 'you should have said... i'm boiling!'

PRICK!




Hope wakes and Matts throwing up again. She turns into the hulk...wakes Mark up and repeats over and over

'MARK TAKE ME HOME! I NEED A WEE AND MATTS A SPEWER...TAKE ME HOME!' (its funnier if you imagine this in a kiwi accent!)


Matt runs in to bundle sarah and lee...and rip the duvet off...Sarah sternly says 'MATT GET THE FUCK OUT!'

The only time i've seen him listen anyway!


Sarah enters the front room looking like russell brand...ON A BAD DAY!

The first thing that is said is 'SARAH ARE YOU PREGNANT?'

Followed by 'Sarah you look like russell brand!'

Followed by 'lee a hoovers bit your neck'

Lee enters the room looking like he's been fighting with a dyson(classy)




Sarah would like to make it clear at this point of the blog...that she is absolutely definately not pregnant...because as she keeps stating she is NOT an essex hoebag! (yes Denise she is NOT)