Does Beyonce Get Drunk???

Well the answer is...YES. She does get drunk...and there's alot of celebrities who get drunk and show their breasts....

...And BIG RESPECT goes out to GIRLS ALOUD for making 65% of our photos! Cheryl's nipple...we did.

CHECK THIS OUT:

TSUNAMI WARNING!

The whole northcoast has been evacuated due to an earthquake in the pacific bringing a possible tsunami over...

after just having a google...we read:

NEW Zealand's tsunami warning has been cancelled after waves just 40cm high registered in the wake of a massive Pacific earthquake.

New Zealanders had been on high alert for waves over one metre to hit the country's northern and eastern coasts on Wednesday morning.

But the warning was cancelled when the first waves seen at the country's northern-most point were ``considerably smaller'', just 40cm high.

``The wave, when it arrived was only 40cm high,'' Vince Cholewa from New Zealand's Civil Defence Ministry told AAP.

``I don't think waves of that height are going to hurt anyone so we cancelled the national warning completely.''


(thats my favourite bit!)

Update. 27/09/09

We've all got jobs pretty much in a week!!! Clearly we are all too delicious to turn away!

Lees working in a posh bistro just outside of town, apparenly even starters are like $15's which is hench!

Me and Parkerface have got a job at blatenly the best restaurant in town...its called Iguanas. Fit! They make cocktails and everything!!!

We have got organised...oh and mum...i accidently booked a tattoo. Calling it a late birthday present to myself!


Weathers been shit!!! Its rained so much! And as i stupidly said the other day when we got caught in it...'its that really wet rain isn't it?'

I know what i meant!!!


Were listening to alot of music in the mornings at the moment. Especially Florence and the Machine. And the Black Eyed Peas. Its waking me up jolly!!!

Except for the days when lee plays La Roux the lesbian!!!
I had a dream about her...THATS RIGHT! A DREAM! Purely because she threw herself out the top of a skyscraper! hahaha!

Its a shame someone so awful, and arrogant, and disgusting could think they were actually any good!!!

Plus she has no eyebrows or eyelashes! (shes drawn them on here...)





anyway........

RTA Practice

Ok now you have lucy liu'd with us, i think you could start rating some asians.

We have compiled a selection of Asian's for your rating pleasure.

Sara Wiggins...calm down please!!!


Ok Ready?

FIT.

LETS GO!















































































































































































Amazing Hay?? And its quite tricky to rate some of them!

I mean...Jackie Chan...he's pretty cool, but i wouldn't really rate him highly. He's a proper geek! So maybe a 4/10?

And MR MIYAGI well he's blatenly a 7/10. Even if he's dead!!!

And the last one on the list...YEAH I MET HER. Well i chased after her in her car, if that counts. She was in Hana's Maths class and Hana called her....


'THE ALIEN'


I'd don't really want to rate them all because its your turn! Minger...Have fun!

RTA. RATE THAT ASIAN.

Ok its back and i can honestly say...one of these asians i have briefly briefly met!!!

So get excited because WE WOULD!

But first of all LUCY LIU. How would you rate her??? 5/10??? I think i would...but then again...

HMMMMMMMMMM???

BUMPS IN THE NIGHT...

...i have been woken up every single night i've been here!!!


The other night i slept in lees room because Emma kept groaning in her sleep and it was weird! I was having a lovely sleep until...


BANG BANG BANG on the window, so so soooo loud! And lee didnt even budge!

I sat up hugging my covers and staring at the blind, and the banging got louder, and then got in the window. This is the moment lee decided to wake up, and im there staring at him hugging my covers!!!

Next thing i know theres a black thing jumping at me from behind. (Don't be so dirty minded and racist guys...) It flew over my head anyway...


IT WAS THE FUCKING CAT!

Hold me in your arms don't let me go...

I missed Belle die in Home and Away. GUTTED! Can't even find a clip on you tube so....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4eStw4o8JM&feature=related

Oh Baby He Can Drive My Car

Hana let lee drive her car today...were gonna get you in the mood for the story by watching this...because we would!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjmjAZJz3JE


please click on that and dance around first!

ok the story...lee is a very good driver but for one split second his concentration went (and thats all it takes...one split second, to experience 'HANA'S DEATH NOISE')





AND click play here, to experience a live demontration of how the 'hana death noise' sounds...

...

YOU'RE ALL LESBIANSSSSSSSSSSSS!

NIC, LEE AND EMMA <3

NEW ZEALAND <3'S